Monday, December 12, 2005

post the twenty-seventh


As is true of most college campuses, it is finals time here, which means tens of thousands of students are frantically putting off studying. I'm right there with everyone else. It took me three days to come up with a workable thesis for the paper I'm crafting. I went through a couple of conspiracy theories until I came up with something a bit tamer and based in fact. It looks pretty promising to me. I've successfully written two pages and five or six footnotes. As we all know, the best measure for the excellence of a paper is the amount of footnotes in it. In fact, maybe I should just start footnoting every single word that I type. I'm sure that would help the readability of it.

Anyhow, best of luck to everyone. Most people that read this blog are college students, I assume, so this will be appreciated. For those of you that aren't college students, feel free to look back on, or forward to, your days in college and those wonderful times you had putting off studying for exams.

I'm making fries and tomato soup, too. Breakfast was four chocolate chip cookies. I love being an irresponsible young adult.

3 comments:

Lavish said...

Four chocolate chip cookies for breakfast? Don't you ever learn?

morningglow said...

don't forget to throw in a few pop-tarts!

Cathryn said...

Mmm, junk food. Hooray for finals. I'm thinking a nice, solid dose of trepanation would make me feel a lot better right now...