Monday, December 05, 2005

post the twenty-fifth

Around 12:30 or so, my roommate announced that he was going to go to sleep, and would it be alright if he were to turn off the light. I've no problem with sitting in a darkened room in front of a computer for hours on end, so I said that would be fine.

I was enjoying myself while surfing on the Internet when I heard some explosive flatulence from my roommate. Not only was it loud and pronounced, but it lasted for a while too. We're talking in excess of five seconds. Truly amazing. We had a good laugh about it (it woke him up, incredibly enough) and then went about our business; he, to sleep, and I to my conversation with Novel and Uffish. However, his bowels were not content to stop there. He kept shooting these off for a good ten or fifteen minutes. It was absolutely uncanny. Both of us were dumbfounded that he could flatulate so often and for so long at a time. It was a rough night for all involved.

Hopefully I haven't offended anyone with this one. It just struck me as so incredibly funny that i just had to post it.

- Optimistic.

1 comment:

fine print said...

I am laughing so hard... partially because it is a really funny story, partially because you actually posted this in a public way, and partially out of embarrassment for this roommate (whom some of us know!).