I don't own a cell phone.
I don't own an iPod.
I don't wear clothes with designer logos displayed prominently on them.
I don't own my own car; the car I share with my sister is a '93 Honda Accord.
I'm not majoring in a "cool" field, but rather becoming a teacher.
I don't use any sort of instant messaging service.
I'm lucky if I get one or two emails a week.
I'm lucky if I go on one or two dates a semester.
I have little to no sense of color coordination with my clothing.
And yet, despite all of this, I'm still cool; or, at least, other people don't mind being around me. I rather enjoy being the anti-cool.