Friday, April 04, 2008

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Two things, each equally important.

Item 1: Sara Lee bread and its effect on my life. Genuine. convinced me to buy some Sara Lee bread this week instead of the regular cheapo bread we usually buy. I wasn't thrilled about spending more on something as basic as bread, but it was on sale for 2/$4, so we decided to go with it.

OH MY GOODNESS.

This was some of the most wonderful bread I've eaten in my entire life. I never knew what I was missing until I tried it. I swear, I must have been eating rocks and gravel on my sandwiches until now. It's amazing. It's like eating silk. It's so soft and light and wonderful. And the best part is that it works perfectly with my Hello Kitty novelty toaster. It's difficult to see the Hello Kitty face that it toasts on other sorts of bread. With Sara Lee, however, it shows up perfectly and clearly. I can't believe I ever ate anything else. Nobody, as I'm sure you're aware, doesn't like Sara Lee.

And now, a series of pictures of Sara Lee bread:





Item 2: Humor in the workplace. I find myself thinking of really funny things at work but with no one to share them. I wrote a list of variations on the Reagan quotation "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall," but if Gorbachev were a teenager still at home. I sketched out ideas on a memo pad, which turned out to be even funnier. Observe:


4 comments:

Genuine Draft said...

Promise me we'll never go back to the way things used to be.

Lisa B. said...

Good basics transform the very fabric of life.

Mr. Gorbachev, hand over that stash.

Brian, Audrey, and Greta said...

Sara Lee is amazing. We switched over to buying it about a year ago or so. Even the wheat bread is so soft!

Marcene said...

I love sara lee so much I have considerd naming a child sara. Not to diminish sara lee...but arnold bread is also very delicious and sometimes when I need a change I will pick up a loaf.

Any news on the wallet front?