I'm sitting here at work playing with a spreadsheet, and it turns out that my right foot is sweaty. Just my right foot, though. My left foot is still nice and dry. I tried taking off my shoes to help air out my feet, but that didn't seem to do a whole lot. It's the weirdest thing. I'm completely at a loss.
And why did I feel the need to post something like this publicly? These are the sorts of questions that are better left unasked.