Wednesday, January 24, 2007

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Actual phrase on my frozen Freschetta Naturally Rising pepperoni pizza box, opened at 8.31 PM, MDT:

COOK BEFORE SERVING

What a ridiculous world I live in.

3 comments:

ahem. said...

Frozen Pizza: Do Not Eat.

Genuine Draft said...

Do you, or do you not, own a video cassette that says "Do not eat" on it?

Curious Physics Minor said...

My work has a stapler that says "Do not remove (or eat)."... but the secretaries put that there for us.