You guys aren't going to believe this, but I may have found what is objectifiably the single greatest video game in the history of this or any other universe.
I know, right? I'm an idiot, right? Mario 3, Chrono Trigger, The Ocarina of Time, and the entire Mega Man series. Can't be better than any of those, right?
Not unless it features...
ROBOT DINOSAURS! THAT SHOOT BEAMS WHEN THEY ROAR!
Seriously, that's the actual name of the game. It's the best thing that ever happened to me. Check it out here!