Wednesday, July 14, 2010

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Actual exchange between me and a co-worker today:

CO-WORKER: (walks into work carrying two sandwiches, each in a separate bag)
ME: So, two sandwiches, eh?
CO-WORKER: (confused) What?
ME: Two sandwiches, eh?
CO-WORKER: Uh, yeah.

(uncomfortably long silence)

ME: Not sure why I chose to call attention to that, but I did.
CO-WORKER: (bemused laughter)

Sometimes, I'm an idiot.

1 comment:

Chris said...

Maybe one was for an imaginary CO-WORKER and they were afraid that you had finally found them out and were going to blow the lid on their elaborate plan that involved song, dance and giant baseball bats.