An email I just received from an education job site:
Here is a list of jobs that match districts that you have requested notifications on.
District: HILLSBORO SD 1J
School(s): Liberty High School
Position Title: E0060 Head Cheer Coach / Liberty High School
Closing Date: 4/8/2009
Did I miss something, or is the entire world conspiring to shoehorn me into the cheer profession?