Monday, December 08, 2008

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A list of increasingly inappropriate foods to bring to church:

  • Cheerios
  • Fruit snacks
  • Crackers
  • Peanuts, dry roasted
  • Pretzels
  • Chocolate chip cookies
  • Peanuts, honey roasted
  • Ham sandwiches
  • Slices of cake
  • Salads
  • Doritos/Cheetos
  • Bananas/oranges
  • Cans of Diet Coke
  • Cans of Diet Coke with cups of ice
  • Apples
  • Chicken drumsticks
  • Swedish meatballs
  • Buffalo wings
  • Little Caesar's pizzas
  • Turkey dinners
  • Roast pigs on a spit
  • Whole watermelons
Guess how many of these I've actually seen in church? (hint: 10)

4 comments:

LJ said...

If someone brought in a salad, I'm less offended and more intrigued.

Olympus said...

10 ... my guess is 10.

Audrey said...

what? you're not going to tell us which 10 you've actually seen? I take fruit snacks all the time. Is there something wrong with that?

New Yorker said...

Believe it or not, I've seen all but the bottom four and the slices of cake IN sacrament meeting at one time or another in family wards.

Some people even bring kids! Sheesh!