Panda Values
- Proactive
- Respect/Win-Win
- Growth
- Great Operations
- Giving
That said, the food was really good. I really like their orange chicken.
Thursday, July 20, 2006
post the eighty-sixth
From an actual sign that I saw while eating at Panda Express yesterday:
That said, the food was really good. I really like their orange chicken.
That said, the food was really good. I really like their orange chicken.
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The sad thing is that, at least in my experience, that's how regular people write. It's only irregular people that see what's wrong with a list like that.
I didn't even know pandas have values. What fine, upstanding bears they are!
The only thing I've ever seen a panda do is sleep. This, apparently, is not covered in their values.
The two hours a day they're active must be very, very busy.
Someday I should make a list of the entries exemplifying enjoyable blogging. This will go on it.
I bet the bamboo doesn't feel the win-win. Not at all.
a friend and i were just talking about pandas today. did you know they have a kind of nubby thumb type thing that helps them better hold onto bamboo? apparently they do.
i have no love in my heart for panda express. none whatsoever. saigon noodle cafe, however...mmmm.
Here's to being irregular, Squirrel Boy! Nice to know what I am. :-)
I suppose you could always use the word "special" if it makes you feel better. ;)
I just can't get over the second list item—"respect/win-win." Apparently the author believes these to be closely related—perhaps merely different aspects of the same underlying value. I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry.
Personally, I'm a little intrigued by the "Great Operations." My dad just had his knee replaced--I'm thinking he should have gone to the Panda Express to have it done...
Which raises questions in my mind about the authenticity of the meat in the orange chicken...
So I decided to check out your blog today.
I think that perhaps the "Panda Values" are evidence that Panda Express IS actually owned by Chinese people (though you'd never know by the staff there). Amazing.
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