CO-WORKER: (walks into work carrying two sandwiches, each in a separate bag) ME: So, two sandwiches, eh? CO-WORKER: (confused) What? ME: Two sandwiches, eh? CO-WORKER: Uh, yeah.
(uncomfortably long silence)
ME: Not sure why I chose to call attention to that, but I did. CO-WORKER: (bemused laughter)